Jack is Cooking Really F***ing Delicious Sugar Cookies

Well Hello Internet!
So yesterday i went on a tour of the French culinary institute to investigate the possibilities of taking a pastry course.  and oh man was it awesome!  i got a contact sugar high!
i was so excited that i ran home and i decided to make cookies!  and then while they were cooking i was still so excited that i wrote a song about making the cookies! the song is called “really f***ing delicious sugar cookies”  and yes i say the “F” word a lot  in the song, so if your sensitive or something don’t watch it.  but your gonna miss out on its supreme awesomeness!
 so check out that video at the end of this post!!!
but heres how you make these really f***ing delicious sugar cookies!  (aka the lyrics to the song!)
preheat oven to 350°
heres what you’ll need:
2/3 cup shortening
2/3 cup butter
1.5 cups white sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3.5 cups flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
So you take the butter, and the shortening, and the sugar and you mix it all together
until you get a nice creamy substance that looks really f***ing good
and then you take the eggs, and the vanilla extract, and you mix that into the creamy substance
until it looks really f***ing delicious
Then in another bowl, you take the flour and the baking powder and the salt, and you mix it together until it looks like flour again!  then you take this flour mixture, and you slowly mix it into the creamy delicious mixture, until you get a nice big ball of dough that looks really f***ing delicious!
Then you take this big ball of dough, and break of smaller balls, and roll them around in your hand until you have little balls of dough.  then you take these balls of dough, and you roll them around in sugar, (i also rolled some around in cinnamon sugar to make snickerdoodles)
place these sugar coated balls of dough on a cookie sheet, and bake for 10 minutes in the preheated oven

and out they come!  and oh man are they really f***ing delicious!

the snickerdoodles are excellent with nutella on them.  i still have half of that really big ball of dough left, so i am going to make more cookies tomorrow night.  but im gonna do something really super special that is even better than this, so i will make another post about it!!!

mmmm mmmm delicious!

oh yah!  heres the song!

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